I want this handwriting
I’m sexy, I’m cute, I’m popular to boot. I’m bitchin’, great hair. The boys all love to stare. I’m wanted, I’m hot. I’m everything you’re not. I’m pretty, I’m cool. I dominate this school. Who am I, just guess. Guys wanna touch my chest. I’m rockin’, I smile and many think I’m vile. I’m flyin’, I jump. You can look but don’t you hump, whoo. I’m major, I roar. I swear I’m not a whore. We cheer and we lead. We act like we’re on speed. Hate us ‘cause we’re beautiful. Well, we don’t like you either. We’re cheerleaders, we are cheerleaders. Uh-huh.
I’m still Big Red.
The Seven Wonders of the World
Junior high school students in Chicago were studying the Seven Wonders of the World. At the end of the lesson, the students were asked to list what they considered to be the Seven Wonders of the World. Though there was some
disagreement, the following received the most votes:
1. Egypt’s Great Pyramids
2. The Taj Mahal in India
3. The Grand Canyon in Arizona
4. The Panama Canal
5. The Empire State Building
6. St. Peter’s Basilica
7. China’s Great Wall
While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student, a quiet girl, hadn’t turned in her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The quiet girl replied, “Yes, a little. I couldn’t quite make up my mind because there were so many.” The teacher said, “Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help.”
The girl hesitated, then read, “I think the Seven Wonders of the World are:
1. to touch…
2. to taste…
3. to see…
4. to hear… (She hesitated a little, and then added…)
5. to feel…
6. to laugh…
7. and to love.
The room was so quiet, you could have heard a pin drop.
May this story serve as a gentle reminder to all of us that the things we overlook as simple and ordinary are often the most wonderful - and we don’t have to travel anywhere special to experience them.
Why He’s Hot:
- He’s Marky Mark! You’ve been feeling Good Vibrations in your nether regions for as long as you’ve been alive because of him. I mean, that particular song is as old as we are so you know it’s true.
- He’s a damn fine actor, and whats sexier than a man that’s good at what he does? Nothing. I mean, especially acting. We’ve already discussed the acting|role playing relationship here before.
- Do I even have to give you examples of the physical reasons he’s hot?! No, of course not, but I’ll do it anyway, because I wanna. I’ll take great pleasure in showing you image after image and video after video and — wait, what? You say you’re in need of a masturbation break? Ok, fine. And speaking of finger-banging, remember that scene on the roller coaster in Fear? UMPH. Yeah, you take your time with that.
- Back? Alright, let’s continue. He’s a fucking badass, and no one (except fellow hottie Andy Samberg) would fuck with him. He got himself into a shitload of trouble when he was young, but he turned his life around, without losing that “I’ll fucking kill you in your face” bravado. Hothothot.
- OHMYGOD. You remember that, don’t you? It was taped to my wall too.
p.s. I just watched Boogie Nights this weekend so this is so a propos.
